Agho Blessing’s Dirty Trade
By Erasmus Ikhide
I would have ignored the rabid rantings of this cheap street whore and public toilet, called Agho Blessing, for whom she really is: sexual bandit, but for her unfounded blitzkrieg as an internet urchin for public sympathy, empathy and solicitous canticles, for exposing her abominable dirty trade.
I chanced upon this dehumanised homo of a wreck sometimes in 2015, along the Limit Road in Benin City; trekking and perspiring profusely with her deranged existence, under the scorching sun. I stopped and gave her a ride. I later found out that she is a fraudulent charlatan, and a dropped out from the prestigious University of Benin, for faking her admission into Computer Science Department; a criminal and perjury offence; my reporters in Benin City are already investigating.
On that fateful day, she offered a plea for urgent and total rehabilitation, rejuvenation, and connection to get her battered life back as she was homeless and needed money to fix her rents, which I sorted out immediately, having complained that she was a poor farmer. Thereafter, I took her to Prof Julius Ihonvbere while he was Secretary to Edo State Government; front-loaded her to Pastor Ize-Iyamu; introduced her to Omoyele Sowore, and ultimately to the Lift Above Poverty Organisation (LAPO) CEO: Dr. Godwin Ehigiamusoe, for immediate resuscitation, which was facilitated by Pastor Ize-Iyamu!
The succor for her plea came quickly through these philanthropists and highly respected Edo citizens. This ungrateful clown was later to use her hardly comprehensible, abhorrent and incoherent gaffing garbage little education, to rain insults on Pastor Ize-Iyamu over his Gubernatorial ambition in 2020.
This background will be helpful to her for a reminder as a psycho patient – having to be in and out of marriage hotbeds due largely to mental condition; having lost her senses at the time and now that she has become a victim of emotional intelligence – coupled with her illiterate twitches, terrible syntaxes and paragraphing lapses. I guess she wouldn’t recall any of these incidents because of her debilitating schizophrenic disorder as an inmate in a lunatic asylum!
Agho Blessing who had the latitude to speak glowingly about my daughter in the past, suddenly committed revision suicide. She’s aware that she stands no space with my daughter in terms of intellectual capacity, a girl who made nine distinctions and a 600 level student in medical school can’t be compared with her belgard self. Till date, this street labourer does not have any verifiable certificate apart from her pitiable amorousness all over the place.
The piece that was written for her disjointed comes with terrible, convulsing errors with third person adjectives. Little wonder Agho Blessing virtually resulted to the usage of my words in my earlier pieces on Isaiah Usifo’s inadvised article, against the Labour Party, Comrade Barrister Julius Abure and her support for Lamidi Apapa’s renegade faction, that has been fighting to truncate Mr Peter Obi’s mandate at the tribunal a few days ago.
What’s running riot in Agho Blessing’s head is the miscarriage of her miserable life that has turned hell on earth for her, since she has been playing host to devious men that have become the most sordid of her sadistic endeavours.
Now the conundrum: Do I expect an illiterate social media madrasa and a sexual pervert to comprehend my articles on the miscarriage of justice in the case of the Nigeria Police Force and Justice H. Mu’azu of Abuja High Court against the Labour Party, and Comrade Barrister Julius Abure? No! Do I expect the beast of no gender, who is barely foraging in the wilderness of moral squalor to be dispassionate in diagnosing the legal lexicon deployed in those articles? The answers are resounding NO!
Earlier in the day when Agho sought private audience with me, I gave her my honest counsel thus: “I pity you Blessing. You’re just a victim of emotional intelligence. You can go on vacation and relax into a moment of soul searching and deep introspection. You will observe how terribly you have relapsed into perfidious engagements, recently. Work on yourself and your character flaws. I don’t want to help you to destroy yourself”! Of course, as an illiterate and obstinate drab, the message was lost on her.
Agho Blessing’s momentarily normalcy and her sudden relapse intermittently has to be quickly address by those around her, to avoid embracing the streets in total nakedness; shuddering a halt to her life by approving the noose for possible suicide.
A note of caution to the disabling half-baked social media scoundrel: she must learn to convert her personal trauma into progressive thoughts, to avoid perpetual terminal pains. Agho Blessing should just lock herself in her wardrobe; take the last selfies in there, until she finished in the entire wardrobe as a restorative healing balm!
But I doubt this recommended introspection will work on her because of her gung-ho approach, her innate sense of sexual entitlement, her blighted disposition, the self-righteous and self-indulgence when the need for a basic reset of her mentality sets in.
Obviously, it is clear that Agho Blessing enjoys an amorous relationship of malfeasance with married men. This has been her singular albatross, since she kept stepping into the same river again and again. Her infancy of immoral and mental retardation, her unregenerate preoccupation for looseness – apart from medical evaluation – needs spiritual exorcism.
Her inchoate spirit; her frantic assault on Labour Party leadership, her support for her hiding enablers has become her Achilles heels. No one should envy her stark illiteracy and her mental collapse.
No one should take this demented character serious!
Erasmus Ikhide can be reached via ikhideluckyerasmus@gmail.com
